So what is the ultimate solution to banging horny girls? Let me tell you a story. Growing up, I had a friend named Noel. Noel had really bad acne. I mean, this guy looked like a pizza sprung a face. I mean, it was that bad. In fact, a lot of my friends were fucking embarrassed to be seen in public with him because he looked really, really bad.

But the acne problem was the least of his worries, sad to say. He dressed like somebody went through a garage sale on acid and put on the clothes. The guy couldn’t match clothes for shit. On top of that, he had this high squeaky voice. It’s kind of like hearing somebody with his testicles being stepped on by an elephant. Not pleasant.

So why am I telling you about Noel? Well, one summer in college, Noel showed up. He’s a completely different guy. His acne cleared up. Apparently, he looked like he’s been reading GQ magazine because now he dresses like a fucking pimp. And his voice is modulated. It’s still high, but he modulates it, so it’s nice and subtle.

On top of all of this, Noel was on a mission. He wanted to fuck as many horny girls as possible and he told us, his friends, that it’s going to happen. Of course, being his friends, we were publicly supportive, but the moment Noel turned his back, my buddy Raul and my other buddy Steven couldn’t help but chortle. And then once Noel closed the door behind him they were on the floor bawling. It was that funny to them.

But deep down inside, I knew Noel had it in him because if he was able to change his appearance and modulate his voice, which requires a consistent effort, he can identify and bang horny chicks. And sure enough, Noel was reeling them in that summer.

One night, it’s a Pakistani chick, and then the next day it’s is an Indian chick, and then the next day it’s a Thai chick, then after that a woman from Vietnam, then after that, several Filipinas. This guy was making a tour of Southeast Asia in his bedroom. It was phenomenal.

My buddies started hating on Noel. These are typical beta males. Seriously punk-ass bitches. Because when you see success, you should be emboldened by that success. You should be inspired. You shouldn’t be envious or talk shit.

And that’s what I got out of Noel because the ultimate solution to finding horny girls is to find the power within you and the drive within you. And if you have that desire, look for models. And I was fortunate to look at Noel’s story as a model because if this guy can do it, I can do it too.